Dan Rath: Tropical Depression - Newcastle

He can't focus. He doesn't know if it's microplastics, long covid or because he pays $500 a week to live in a mold experiment. This year, he went to a rally dressed as Boba Fett and was bashed by both police and protestors. He formed a parasocial relationship with a doordash chatbot and he lost all his crpyto trying to buy a mermaid skeleton.